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djtenebrae
02 February 2010 @ 12:30 pm
Now this was asked by someone on another site and this was my answer, this is mostly for [info]swedishfishnets , but, anyone else is free to answe if they so choose.

"To amuse myself sometimes I will fantasize about some of the most random bullshit, this morning it was this question: If I were rich, not well off rich  I mean hilarious oil sultan rich, billions of dollars, what would some of the awesome shallow things I would do be?"

My answer was:

I'd donate $100 million to stem cell and cloning research, with the stipulation that they clone or make by body immune to aging.

I'd invest $100 million on giant mecha research. Use the Battlemech to protect my land.

I's also invest in several low budget horror films..and use the profit to buy a plane.

Take flying lessons so if something bad happens I can fly to a remote hidden sanctuary that I'd set up fprmyself and a few people. Also, the flying lessons would help me climatise myself to flying in space...

Put $25 million in investments.... let it accure interests for 25 years. In 25 years if the scientists are up to par on the research I was funding, I'd put

...with my cloned bodies and regenerative abilities I could live a long time, perhaps forever. So I'd create a small cloned army that all would pilot mechs and take over a country. Install a new government, with space colonizations and high tech as a priority. Spread out to the stars in vast deep explorations ships. Rule the sytems for 1000 years. Have scientists try to create psi abilities. Install a Psi corp to harvest new recruits and make sure they are kept in line. After several colonised systems, install my self as a Godking of those planets and the Newly founded Starleague, while secretly devleoping a powerful clone that will one day rebel and destroy the starleague and myself, and install a new order in the galaxy.

I don't ask much..
 
 
djtenebrae
21 January 2010 @ 02:18 pm
I'm DJing Frightmare tonight..and it's Vampires VS Zombie night..so dress up... blood and vrain not included!! If you want to go for FREE let me know...or ask my name at the door!!

Add myspace.com/frightmareclub for more info.

....Join us for LAs only ultimate horror/industrial/gothic dance club
nestled within a large, dark dwelling
surrounded by arched stone, stained glass,
iron gates, crystal chandeliers, and looming gargoyles

At the beautiful Medusa Lounge
3211 Beverly Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90057
Gothic Dark 80's Deathrock EBM Industrial dance night!
 
 
djtenebrae
21 January 2010 @ 02:35 am
Looks like I am finally recognised for what I really am..... A Demon Lord of Darkness!!



From the game Confrontation. I am a Lord of Darkness which wields a badass sword...look at me go! hahaha
 
 
Current Music: Type O Negative - Black no. 1
 
 
djtenebrae
15 January 2010 @ 01:02 pm
*Sorry, I have been posted alot of gigs on here lately, just thought some of you might like to know.




Greetings Deviants! 2010 is upon us, and with so much focus on modern influences and futuristic devices, we at club Discipline thought it best to begin the new decade by paying homage to our past. Join us as we delve into myriad of historical periods in our salute to Ancient Times!

From our primitive beginnings residing in caves, to the elegance of Greek Gods and Goddesses, all ancient periods are welcome! So break out your Viking horns and make ready to pillage... Dust off your spellbooks and prepare to weave your Druid spells... Don't miss this exciting exploration of days gone by!

club Discipline @ Passive Arts - Every Third Saturday!

Erotic Revues by club Discipline's own: Decadent Deviants

Burlesque by: Dia Blow www.myspace.com/diablowburlesque

Live grooves by: Guest DJ Tenebrae

The only venue in the Nation to bring you a provocative nightclub with scintillating revues in an operating dungeon with 7 fully furnished rooms available for BDSM play! BRING YOUR TOYBAGS!

club Discipline does not enforce a strict dress code - so dress up, dress down, wear your birthday suit! We encourage theme-related dress only so that you may fully immerse yourself in our monthly extravaganzas - but it is certainly not required!

DOORS OPEN @ 9 PM
ONLY $ 10 AT THE DOOR ALL NIGHT!
This is an 18+ Event
Full Bar for 21+ w/ ID (Drink responsibly:Play First, Drink Later)
www.clubdiscipline.com
www.passivearts.com
 
 
djtenebrae
10 January 2010 @ 09:46 pm
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djtenebrae
08 January 2010 @ 09:30 pm
"Geisha chainsaw!!!...Fried shrimp!"

 
 
djtenebrae
07 January 2010 @ 06:29 pm
So, I played D&D since it was AD&D back in the early 80s. I had the dungeon masters guide with the Efreet on it. My first box set was the Expert Set with the Isle of Dread module.
The Basic set was old out, and I always want to jump ahead of the curve..lol.

Fantasy films such as Conan the Barbarian, Excalibur, Hawk the Slayer, Hearts & Armour, and the Sword & the Sorcerer fueled my imagination. I joined fighting groups such as SCA and MMS. the latter was a bunch of costumed crazies bashing each other with foam swords and throwing kush balls as fireballs.

I go home and greedily make my first 10 characters!! At least, that's how many I made before my sadistic DM finally couldn't kill my, bestest!! Half-elf fighter mage...he survived the Keep on the Borderlands...The Drows in Demon pits, the Giants, The Kutoas, the Tombs of horror, And then there was the Expedition.... something's amiss in the Land of Greyhawk. Something wonderful? So begins our biggest adventure. What kind of magic item will we plunder here? What race shall we destroy? Even the gods shall tremble before our *shakes fist to sky*...er.. Wait...I'm dead!? Damn you laser weilding Mind Flayers in the Barrier Peaks. Of course it would be an evil octopod race to kill me.


I stopped playing D&D back in the mid 90s. Vampire was the thing for us goth types. So I said goodbye to the old fantasy friends...that and my first ex kept all my books. She never liked the gothy vamps anyways... she was all D&D. I met her during a battle at a Ren Faire. Eventually Fantasy gotten stale and too much drama developed in my fighting group.. So with a tear in my eye I said farewell...to the books, not the girl. I was happy to be departed from her.

Flash foward to the 2001. When I make my move to LA from San Diego. FINALLY!
I find 3 of my old Vampire friends were up here, and they helped my climatized to my surroundings. Lord of the Rings was big, and it helped fuel my lost love to D&D. Things have changed since last...it's 3.0 now! I met new people like, Coleman and Paul's room mate. But, again times are like the wind...and I say goodbye to my friends Nico and Paul as they move away.

It wasn't till I met Sara, and her friends from Rocky horror that I would get aquainted with roleplaying again. Chris, Drunk Richard, Jason, the ever absent Josh and his Mountaindew Blade! This time it's 4.0. NEW..IMPROVED..POLISHED...VIDEO GAME..controllers not included! Wait! what!? This new game doesnt feel like D&D. It's worlds of warcraft on paper!!
Everything now is balanced, cleaned up, homogenized, and just plain bland!!

Damn you TSR...er...Wizards of the coasters. You ruined my childhood!!! *insert typical fanboy whine here*

Thats when I discovered Pathfinder 3.5!! D&D like it used to be...fueling my imagination once again. I want to play again...to DM again!! Barbarians and Monks are back! All your dust collecting 3.5 books are usable again, and fighters don't have damn spells...leave that to Bards or elf fighter/magic users!!!

where's my foam sword!?

So for your info this is what Pathinder is all about:
The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game (PFRPG) is a role-playing game published by Paizo Publishing that extends and modifies the Dungeons & Dragons rules from the 3.5 Edition of the game as published under the Open Game License. The PFRPG would remain backward-compatible with the 3.5 edition, while addressing some issues of that edition.

Announced in March 2008, the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game was released in August 2009.

The PFRPG supports Pathfinder adventure paths as well as other works set in the 'Pathfinder Chronicles Campaign Setting'.
 
 
Current Music: Anvil of Crom
 
 
djtenebrae
07 January 2010 @ 04:50 pm
*cue Hellraiser theme*

So it looks my nights are filled. Besides DJing the strip clubs, you can find me at rthe following nights and clubs:

first saturdays of the month:
Time Warp @ Passive Arts where the fashion and music are changed at a switch of a 1.1 gigawatt button!!!

Third thursdays:
Frightmare Club at Medusa Lounge (ask about guest list)
It's Zombie VS Vampyre Theme Goth/Industrial

Third saturdays:
Club Androgeny @ Passive Arts
Where David Bowie would be at home!! Dress or Undress!!

And perhaps another club coming soon.
Glendale..all Industrial!
 
 
djtenebrae
It will be Sara, Stephen and myself in West LA. anybody want to joing us for the 10pm showing?

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is a 2009 fantasy film directed by Terry Gilliam and written by Gilliam and Charles McKeown. The film follows the leader of a travelling theatre troupe who, having made a deal with the Devil, takes audience members through a magical mirror to explore their imaginations.

starring:
Christopher Plummer
Heath Ledger
Johnny Depp,
Colin Farrell,
Jude Law
Lily Cole
Tom Waits
 
 
djtenebrae
24 December 2009 @ 03:23 pm
Well since half the DJs at my work decided to be MIA for this weekend...I have to pull a double shift today! How do I keep getting roped in to cover these assholes?

well, atleast I will be getting free booze, and the promise I have tommorow off...sooooo

i'm going to party tommorow night...with...uh.... myself?

well to make my Xmas better...I am sharing my lol cats...so there! lol








 
 
djtenebrae
24 December 2009 @ 12:21 am


So I'm trying to debate what to do on friday night.

I was going to have a video game athon..2 screens, 2 xboxs...
zombie killing action or....Left 4 Dead 3, Borderlands,
go out... Sara will be back saturday so we will be going to Bar Sin.
sorry no Rocky this week. I want to dance!

any ideas?
 
 
djtenebrae


It works like this...and it does satisfy the Law of fives.

•Rock crushes lizard.
•Scissors decapitate lizard.
•Lizard eats paper.
•Lizard poisons Spock.
•Paper disproves Spock.
•Spock vaporizes rock.
•Spock bends scissors.

This reduces the chance of a tie....and those damn people who always pick ROCK. WTF!?
 
 
djtenebrae
03 December 2009 @ 12:42 am
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Current Music: jingle cats
 
 
djtenebrae
26 November 2009 @ 11:28 am
Well, I'm again at work during the holidays... so to amuse myself.... LOL cats!!

that is all...

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djtenebrae
23 November 2009 @ 09:23 pm

 


release party and live multimedia performance
with special guests:
rikk agnew of the original christian death
ysanne spevack (having recently finished work
on the new smashing pumpkins album)
todd rs and nui cobalt of
catalog

... and a set on the patio by dj tenebrae (batcave,dv8)

saturday, november 28
Bar Sinister
1652 N.Cherokee
Hollywood 90028


prv2: process remixes volume 2
darkwave and futurepop club remixes
plus two new unreleased moodorgan tracks
and alternate mixes of tracks by black.empathy.box and catalog







 
 
Current Music: bauhaus- boys
 
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djtenebrae
19 November 2009 @ 06:00 pm
The usage of Renaissance or the abbreviated form "Ren" Faire. When it clearly is obvious that
the festivals usually glorify the best parts of the Dark and Middle Ages. Just look at the clothing, and armour. Also the romantized era of chivalry is also to be found in the Middle ages.

by the time of the Renaissance era..which is roughly between 14th - 17th centuries.

by that time armour was on the way out, due to the invention of firearms. Crude as they may be.

so for now on I will say Medieval Faire or Dark Ages festival...or perhaps even poofy hat day.

/end of line
 
 
djtenebrae
04 November 2009 @ 10:10 pm





When:
Saturday, November 07, 2009
9:00 PM to 3:00 AM PST

Where:
Passive Art's Studio's
10914 South LaCienega Blvd
Lennox, CA 90304

THIS SATURDAY,
NOVEMBER 7TH

COME TO PASSIVE ARTS NEWEST CLUB
“TIMEWARP”


YOU ARE INVITED TO TIME WARP’S FAREWELL TO SIR NIK THIS SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7.

OVER 25 YEARS AGO, SIR NIK ARRIVED ON THE SCENE IN LOS ANGELES AND WITH HIS SKILL AND PERSONALITY TRANSFORMED THE BDSM SCENE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. IT IS WITH SADNESS, THAT HE WILL BE MOVING TO SAN FRANCISCO WITHIN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS AND PASSIVE ARTS WOULD LIKE TO GIVE HIM A GREAT SEND OFF IN STYLE!!!



SO THIS WEEK, TIME WARP WILL BE CELEBRATING THE LIFE AND TIMES OF SIR NIK. WANT TO BE PART OF THE “ROASTING PANEL”, CALL JOHN AT THE STUDIO!!!

SOUNDS BY DJ TENEBRAE, LIBATIONS BY ALCHEMY & RAYNE AND BRING YOUR TOY BAGS….PLAY IN ALL THE ROOMS…



ONLY $ 10 AT THE DOOR

DOORS OPEN AT 9 PM
THIS IS AN 18+ EVENT

FULL BAR FOR 21+
(PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY)



PASSIVE ARTS STUDIOS
10914 SO. LA CIENEGA BLVD
DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM LAX

PLENTY OF FREE SECURED PARKING

(310) 410-1144
http://www.passivearts.com
 
 
Current Mood: sad
Current Music: Echo And The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon
 
 
djtenebrae
24 October 2009 @ 06:19 pm

Viral Video Pet Store

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djtenebrae
11 October 2009 @ 10:04 pm
So tonight I find out that I will be jobless...cause once again the cops raided and closed down another strip club. WTF!? Lets make more people on unemployment. this is the second time for me, my other club was only shut down for a week. but, this is my big money making club...
and it is an undetermined time.

grrrr....thanks Obama and the LAPD for giving us a chance to hate you...from the unemployment line!!


....anyways, I'm not taking it lieing down, so I will go job hunting! and you know I always wanted to goto europe..so hmmm.lol
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: bodycount- cop killer
 
 
djtenebrae
07 October 2009 @ 11:44 pm
With everything that has transpired...from my home/hell life, car problems, jobs sucking...and the people I interact in those clubs...All the way to the club scene with the pretentious or lieing people.

I cannot muster any type of emotional response. Except a slight contempt for most of the world.

Last night, I watched Zombieland, again with Sara and Stephen...before retiring back at my house for some serious zombie killing action, via Left 4 Dead. (new map kicked our ass!)

Something in the back of my mind wishes the zombi apocalypse happens, so I can do what I would do best.... slaughter the undead...and perhaps enjoy a twinkie or two.
 
 
Current Music: Tool - Laterus
 
 
 
 

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